10/09/06
Updates:
An Unclear Past - MTC is sort of like my baby. AUP is on hiatus until I finish MTC.
Meet the - Children? - 10/15 - Chapter Seven will be up soon!Sorry for the wait, guys!
Me
Bio: I'm a teenage Ravenclaw girl from the US who has recently discovered the extreme properties of MNFF. Along with my love for Harry Potter, I enjoy geeky things like Science and Math, and enjoy watching globs of cinnamon toothpaste layered onto the bristles of my Colgate toothbrush. I have recently discovered the displeasures of addiction to the computer. I am also not like Voldemort, although my parents may think so. I love Broadway and theater/singing/acting/dancing! Wicked and Hairspray = love
Name: Hannah.
Ships: Harry/Ginny, a little Harry/Hermione, Hermione/Draco, James/Lily, and Hermione/Ron.
Preference of HP books, greatest to least: 3, 7, 6, 1, 4, 5, 2
Preference of HP movies, greatest to least: 3, 5, 1, 4, 2
Beta(s): Schmergo, AKA Schmerg_The_Impaler, author of the fantastic story, the Dark Lord's Blog. (The link is in my faves.) Thanks, Schmerg!!
Books: Harry Potter, Twilight (etc.), Peaches, the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, Lord of the Rings, Avalon High, The Princess Diaries series, All-American Girl, Ready or Not, How to Be Popular, anything by Meg Cabot, really, Elsewhere, Piratica, Nancy Drew, everything Cornelia Funke writes, the Chronicles of Prydain, and the Chronicles of Narnia.
Movies: Music and Lyrics, Freedom Writers, Just Like Heaven, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Rent, Spiderman, The Lakehouse, Calendar Girls, Hitch, Raising Helen, How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days, most of the Disney classic fims like The Little Mermaid and Cinderella, and I doubt anyone is really reading this so I shan't go on.
Music: Red Hot Chili Peppers, Good Charlotte, Avril Lavigne, the Beatles All-American Rejects,Wicked, Hairspray,all Broadway, really, Kelly Clarkson, Destiny's Child, Jurassic 5, Vanessa Carlton, KT Tunstall.... I could go on.
Which HP Kid Are You?
Many thanks to Roxy Black for the wicked AUP Banner and Sentinelity for the awesome MTC banner!
Happy reading!
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Forever on the Closed Ward by Aelan Greenleaf
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: "I'm Harry. Harry Potter," the man smiled as he reached out a welcoming hand, "and who are you?" "Brian. Brian Harrison," the boy lied. He could feel the sadness rise in him as they shook hands, as if meeting for the first time.
Date: 11/05/06 Title: Chapter 1: Forever on the Closed Ward
That's so sad, yet profoundely touching. Very nice piece of work.
And the Sky Was on Fire by Aelan Greenleaf
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: I held your cold body against mine, as I shivered from both shock and grief. You were gone, and I had never even known you. And the skies above us were on fire, on fire with the new dawn, the dawn you would never see. And I cried.
Date: 11/05/06 Title: Chapter 1: And the Sky Was on Fire
Oh my gosh. I'm crying. I hope you like reviews because I really like your story. It's so terrible (in a very very good way). You have great potential.
Happily Ever by Kedavra
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: When baby Harry won't stop crying, Lily tells him a fairy tale. But in the real world, not everyone gets a happy ending.
Date: 10/30/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Oh my gosh! This was so sad! ::sobs subside:: I loved it. Nice job. :)
Family Ties by Anya_Jenkins
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: Ever wondered what the other kids at Hogwarts get up to? This story follows Harry's fellow Gryffindor Dean Thomas through fifth year where he learns that everything he knew about his family is wrong.
The next chapter is always queued as soon as the previous one is validated!
Date: 10/31/06 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2 - Jack and Gary
Good job!
Author's Response: Thank you!
I\'ve just read yours too!
Harry Potter and The Process of writing Fan Fiction by Purplemage
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: A hilarious ride inside an author's head as he tries to write the best fic ever written by a fan. Unfortunatley, things don't go as planned and the author must get himself out of a sticky situation before he ruins the joy of writing Fan Fiction forever.
WARNING: Random and Bizarre humor ahead.
Date: 11/09/06 Title: Chapter 1: Harry Potter and The Process of Writing Fan Fiction
Hahahahahha. Lovely!
Author's Response: Thank you
The Only One Who Could Tell by Madame Marauder
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Fred and George Weasley plan on selling Polyjuice Potion in their store, Wizard Weasley Wheezes. But they have a problem. They're the only available testers! Fred and George don't think they'll be able to tell if they switched bodies, but fortunately, they know the one person who could tell....
Written by Madame Marauder of Gryffindor for the One-Shot Challenge
Date: 11/19/06 Title: Chapter 1: One-Shot
awwww. So fluffy! loved it. great job!!
The Ultimate Trust by Celestial Melody
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: "Hazel bored into emerald, igniting the magic fire of love that cannot be explained but is felt only once in a lifetime."
Witness the marriage of two of the most beloved (though little-known) characters in the world of magic.
Date: 12/17/06 Title: Chapter 1: Roses
That was really good! I'm feeling rather un concrit and creative at the moement, but I must say that the imagery was splendid, and your description was fantastic. I got clear views in my head, and the nervousness of James and LIly was really well portrayed. It was definitely a realistic tale.
Anyway, great job, and I LOVED this! Absolutely spiffing!
Hannah
Author's Response: Thanks very much for reviewing, Hannah. I\'m thrilled that you could \"see\" it all. That\'s what I\'m all about. Imagery is my forte and \'tis what truly makes a story for me. Why should I not give my readers the same satisfaction, eh? =)
I\'m glad it was realistic, too. Many of the \'wedding\' stories I\'ve read are ... Well, not very convincing. Thanks again, love.
Happy Christmas!
~Julia~
Storm of Darkness by dashofmagic
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: After the long fight, after all of their hard work, it is over. Voldemort has triumphed, and the Wizarding world has been thrown into darkness. Ginny is the servant of the Malfoys, her free will sucked away from her. Ron is forced to join the Death Eaters, threatened with his family's lives. Hermione is taken prisoner by creatures of the night. But, far away, weak and barely alive, is the one who can pull them out of the storm...if love can survive the challenge.
Date: 11/15/06 Title: Chapter 5: One of Us
whoa. that's very intense. great job, though!!! i see you've updated, so i'm waiting anxiously for the next chapter. nice job. :)
Harry Potter, the Half-Blood Prince and Mary-Sue by Valentinia
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: What if Ginny hadn't been there after Harry won his Quidditch game? In his euphoria, Harry would have fallen for someone else, of course. And who could that be but the beautiful foreign exchange student, Mary-Sue!
A Mary Sue parody!
Warning: Extreme OOCness follows. All of the warnings this fic has are based on not-to-be-taken-seriously situations!
Date: 12/05/06 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 3: Masquerade Time!
NOOOOO! You have to update soon! I love D/Hr! And I love the Humor! Oh. Bugger. I see that the next chappie's in the queue. Come on mods, you can DO it!
Author's Response: Lol! Thanks for the review! I hope the mods accept this chapter, too... :D
Date: 12/08/06 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 4: Head Dorms and Harry Problems
NOOOOO! It's.... too... short! ::pout::
Author's Response: :D I\'ll interpret this as a compliment, shall I? :D
Date: 01/07/07 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 5: Forbidden Love
Nice chappie!
Something else was bouncing too, a bit lower, but he told himself he wasn’t noticing that…
LOL! That part was hilarious.
I laughed during almost the whole thing. Harry adn Ginny... Ginny goth... the overly dramatc SS/HG...
The Snape-in-Leather-Pants thing was a nice touch.
Author's Response: :D Thanks for the review! I just couldn\'t resist forcing Snape into leather pants... :D
Date: 10/11/06 Title: None
wow! that was really nice! i really enjoyed it. i can really understand that happening. it's going under my favorites. great job!
Haunt Me Again by midnight_me
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: I'd always thought of myself as the 'favorite child'. But when Lily got her letter, I was suddenly lost in the background.
What really brought Petunia to hate Lily and Harry so much?
Date: 11/21/06 Title: Chapter 1: Haunt Me Again
Wow. Very well done. I think this is very realistic, and I could see how it would be devistating. Of course, we know we all like James and Lily more, duh, but I felt a large pang of guilt for Petunia. You have a very nice way of describing emotions. Well done!!
Author's Response: Thanks for the review. =)
Date: 10/20/06 Title: None
hilarious. i am totally sure that ron would do this - and i can totally imagine it. just histerical. great job!
Author's Response: heehee, thanks so much!
The Dark Lord's Blog by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years • Summary: What does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.
WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.
RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!
Date: 12/08/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home
Wait... you're going to go check out and see if I have any new reviews? lol, have fun! hahahaha. Sorry i'm a bit cracked up. and i sent my dad a nasty email and he's at work in the ER... ah, well.
Author's Response: Hopefully, he won\'t read it while operating on someone\'s brain, or he\'d drop the tools and damage something.
Date: 12/08/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home
oh, schmerg! you added me to your favorite authors? *is utterly delighted* anyway, happy pre-holidays!
Author's Response: I was surprised that I hadn\'t yet! \'Cos I wanted to go to your author\'s page, so I clicked on my favourite authors, but you weren\'t there! So I went and favourited you.
Date: 10/31/06 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: Fan Mail
Great job! Hilarity at its best. Also, if you were still doing questions for Voldemot, and if not, don't mind my dumb sleep-lacked self if I accidentally read over something saying "no more questions," but I have a question that leads to three interlected questions to ask Voldie: a) When's your birthday? And what was your favorite birthday present/party? Or are you Jehova's Witness and don't celebrate your birthday? For that matter, what is your religion?
Author's Response: Dear Winged Artemis,
My birthday is December 31, 1928. (Look it up in the HP Lexicon, if ya don\'t believe me!) It\'s a great birthday. People drop a giant ball off a tower in New York City at midnight on my birthday... I think it\'s to celebrate me! I\'m so loved.
My religion? I\'m a scientologist, of course!
Love,
Voldykins X0X0X0
Date: 12/04/06 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay
Oh, no! Voldemort is...Gone! ::tear:: awwww...poor dude.
his hands were already weakened due to Carpal Tunnel Syndrome from spending so much time on the computer
Funny you say, my mom has Carpal Tunnel. I'm totally not taking offense, but it's just funny you mention it (she was a house cleaner and used the vacuum too much ;-)).
anyway, i'm glad that good triumphs evil and all that jazz. And I knew blondeD really had to do...something...with Dudley!
I DO hope that Bella and Rodolphus are good. And that Sirius isn't seriously dead (no pun intended). Though I doubt it.
Erm, anyway, awesome chapter! And I'm sad it's over...but there's only one word that comes to mind: SEQUEL. Dun dun dun...
Author's Response: Thanks for the lovely and detailed review! The Carpal Tunnel thing came from my friend, who got it from spending too much time online, and I knew I had to include that.
It would be lovely if the things I wrote about actually happened in canon, wouldn\'t it? Especially the eBay thing...
Date: 12/07/06 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: Fan Mail
*pout after reading the review below* I want to see Wicked!!!! My friend and I are totally obsessed... I'm going to go see it in April! Mwhahahaha. Sorry.
i have found something to do in my I-should-be-reading-grapes-of-wrath-and-doing-Spanish-homework-time. Which is: Read Schmerg's reviews! Yay!
But really, I think your randomness is rubbing off of me. I'm not kidding - this morning, I woke up without my PJ bottoms on. I was like, "WHAT?" But then I realized that they had just somehow slipped off in the middle of the night... I'm having pant problems... I have to go to class in like - five minutes and I really don't feel like getting up AND I have other crap to do. Wait - this is VOLDEMORT's Blog, not mine. Oh, bugger.(i have no idea why I told you that... like i said... i'm a bit cracked up.)
But seriously, when in doubt - read Schmerg's reviews. ::bangs head on table in protest to getting up::
Author's Response: I love randomness! If I didn\'t, I\'d never survive on this review page...
Date: 01/06/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home
I think this is seriously the eighth time I've read this. And it doesn't get old. *shrug*
Anyway, congrats on winning in the Winter's Tales!
Oh, and BTW - what's 'CC'?
Author's Response: Wow, thanks! I\'m so glad you like this.
The CC is the weekly Captions Contest at Mugglenet.com. I like entering ^_^