10/09/06
Updates:
An Unclear Past - MTC is sort of like my baby. AUP is on hiatus until I finish MTC.
Meet the - Children? - 10/15 - Chapter Seven will be up soon!Sorry for the wait, guys!
Me
Bio: I'm a teenage Ravenclaw girl from the US who has recently discovered the extreme properties of MNFF. Along with my love for Harry Potter, I enjoy geeky things like Science and Math, and enjoy watching globs of cinnamon toothpaste layered onto the bristles of my Colgate toothbrush. I have recently discovered the displeasures of addiction to the computer. I am also not like Voldemort, although my parents may think so. I love Broadway and theater/singing/acting/dancing! Wicked and Hairspray = love
Name: Hannah.
Ships: Harry/Ginny, a little Harry/Hermione, Hermione/Draco, James/Lily, and Hermione/Ron.
Preference of HP books, greatest to least: 3, 7, 6, 1, 4, 5, 2
Preference of HP movies, greatest to least: 3, 5, 1, 4, 2
Beta(s): Schmergo, AKA Schmerg_The_Impaler, author of the fantastic story, the Dark Lord's Blog. (The link is in my faves.) Thanks, Schmerg!!
Books: Harry Potter, Twilight (etc.), Peaches, the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, Lord of the Rings, Avalon High, The Princess Diaries series, All-American Girl, Ready or Not, How to Be Popular, anything by Meg Cabot, really, Elsewhere, Piratica, Nancy Drew, everything Cornelia Funke writes, the Chronicles of Prydain, and the Chronicles of Narnia.
Movies: Music and Lyrics, Freedom Writers, Just Like Heaven, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Rent, Spiderman, The Lakehouse, Calendar Girls, Hitch, Raising Helen, How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days, most of the Disney classic fims like The Little Mermaid and Cinderella, and I doubt anyone is really reading this so I shan't go on.
Music: Red Hot Chili Peppers, Good Charlotte, Avril Lavigne, the Beatles All-American Rejects,Wicked, Hairspray,all Broadway, really, Kelly Clarkson, Destiny's Child, Jurassic 5, Vanessa Carlton, KT Tunstall.... I could go on.
Which HP Kid Are You?
Many thanks to Roxy Black for the wicked AUP Banner and Sentinelity for the awesome MTC banner!
Happy reading!
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The Dark Lord's Blog by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: What does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.
WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.
RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!
Date: 11/26/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home
I have figured a way to un underline it.
Make an author's note on the review saying < /u> (but without the space) and it should work diddly splat!
Author's Response: I shall try that. *Remembers the phrase \"diddly splat\" for future reference*
Author's Response: It worked! Thanks!
Date: 12/08/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home
Man, Schmergo, you have 30 pages of reviews! Hahah.
Oh, Chapter Four of An Unclear Past is up...Mwhahahahaha.
But you know what? I have a secret regarding time in queue that I found out recently. Don't tell a soul - and that is totally why I'm telling you on your review pages. *sigh*
Anyway - don't put the Author's Notes in the Author's Notes box. it makes the time in the queue longer. If you just put A/N: at the top of the queue, it works. If you put it in the box, it takes almost twice as long. ;-) See for yourself.
Tootles!
Author's Response: Wow... 0_0 I should totally try that, and see if it works at all. Of course, the Mods will probably read this and stop doing it.
I\'m off to see if you have any reviews yet!
Date: 11/17/06 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5: The Plot Sickens (Or: Not-Fan Mail)
Hahahah. Very nice!!! Great job. I loved it!
For instance, at that marriage of two camels, your rendition of “My Humps” was absolutely inspired.
I can get this picture of "Luscious" up on stage singing "My Humps"!!! Hahahahaha.
LYK A PIG SUCKING CHEEZ OUT OF A FYR HOZE!!!!
Haha. Never heard THAT one before.
I'm dying to know who blondeD is, so do update soon....
-Hannah :) :)
Author's Response: Thank you! I personally enjoyed writing those parts, myself...
You will soon see who blondeD is! I\'ll update soon, but not incredibly soon, so as to create mystery.... Oooh!
A Stolen Past by nuw255
Rated: 3rd-5th Years • Summary: Fifteen-year-old Harry Potter wakes up in his cupboard under the stairs at number four, Privet Drive with no memory of the past five years of his life. What happened to his memory? What do his strange dreams mean? And most importantly, how will he survive in a school for incurably criminal boys?
This is primarily a mystery, with a bit of shippiness thrown in here and there. Of course, if I told you WHO is involved in the shippiness, that would ruin part of the mystery, wouldn’t it?
This story takes place immediately after OotP (and thus disregards HBP).
Date: 12/01/06 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18: Back to the Beginning
Wow. All I can say is wow. Well, not really, but that's all that I felt like saying at that moment. Random impulse, you know?
I usually draw a big red line against these type of stories. But I saw this on the featured stories list, and I thought that maybe this one would be worth a shot. Let me just say, I'm glad I didn't hold my grudge. This was fantastic. I have dial-up and I was deprived for about two hours after stoppign at one of the chapters, and I was like...craving story. I can't wait to read A Past Reclaimed, and I will go do that after I add this to my favorites, and finish this review.
Your charactarization of Harry was perfect. I could imagine seeing him act that way and do all of those things. Actually, all of the characters were really well-acted. And with all of the sweet little things like Hassseth (I love that name!) and Tyler, who was an excellent character. I hope to see more of him in the future. And the baseball bat. Being the major Harry/Ginny shipper I am, I hope to see more romance between the two, adn I think I see that coming, too. I'm so glad there is a story to ONE of your stories, atleast. /rant
A work of art - another two thumbs story by Nuwanda!
Author's Response: Thank you so much. I really am flattered; I don\'t know what else to say. Surprisingly, I don\'t usually go for the whole memory-loss type of story either, and I started writing this one just as an experiment of sorts. I\'m glad the experiment worked!
Date: 12/01/06 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18: Back to the Beginning
Oh, bugger. I hate typos. I meant to say that I'm glad there's a SEQUEL to one of your stories and that this is another two thumbs UP story. Haha. Sorry. Anyway, just pretend I double-reviewed because this story is awesome. ;-)
Author's Response: Thanks for clarifying; it makes a lot more sense now. :)
Harry by Aelan Greenleaf
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: “Why have you always insisted on calling me Harry?” In a world beyond the war, in a future that is nothing less than imperfect, a son confronts his father.
post-hogwarts, angst
Date: 11/05/06 Title: Chapter 1: Harry
Wow. You're a very talented writer. I love all of your stories, they're so believable. Great job.
The Auction by KASK
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: Every Christmas Eve there is a dinner for the most prominent wizards, where dancing partners are auctioned off. Not only is Lily Evans forced into going to this auction, but because of a practical joke, she’s up for auction! But, thanks to a black-haired boy, the night may not be so bad…
This will be three chapters
Date: 11/07/06 Title: Chapter 2: Definition of Fun?
Ooh! Ooh! Update soooon!
Little Yellow Birds by Peppermint123
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: A poem about Hermione after she sees Ron kissing Lavender.
Date: 10/23/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Very..Interesting. Haha. No, it's really poetic. Nice job.
Author's Response: Thanks!
Prying Eyes by nysuperstarz
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Ginny is dead. This is a poem in Harry's point of veiw expressing his feelings about Ginny's death.
Date: 11/07/06 Title: Chapter 1: Prying Eye's
Wow! I really really liked this! It's very well-written! You should get some more stories up, you have a great writing style. :) -Hannah :)
Author's Response: Thank-you! I\'m glad you thought it was well written, I have a plot bunny in my head at the moment and Iv\'e got out the first few sentences, I just cant seem to figure out what to write next...
I guess I\'ll just have to either go over to skelo-grow to help myself flesh it out, or just wait till inspirations hits.... Anyways, thank you for the review you guys always make my day~
~Roop
The Man in the Box by the_evenstar
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: What happens when Ron gets a midnight visit from a strange man in a glowing box?
One of five finalists in The One-Shot Challenge – Muggle Artifacts.
Date: 10/30/06 Title: Chapter 1: The Man in the Box
Just wanted to say congrats on reaching the finals! I'm so proud! :) -Hannah
Author's Response: Thanks! I couldn\'t have done it without you! <3
From Potter to...James? by MissSammiekins
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: When kids are young, they learn that every story has to have the Five W's: who, what, when, where, and why. This story is no different.
Who: James Potter and Lily Evans
What: Fall in love
When: Their seven years at Hogwarts
Where: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Why: Ahh, now this is the mystery.
How did James make Lily hate him for so long? How did he mature? What made Lily finally fall in love with him?
Learn this and more as you follow James and Lily through their years at Hogwarts, in From Potter to...James?
Date: 12/20/06 Title: Chapter 1: Sock Puppets and Crushes
Awwwww! Cute! I liked the fact that James had crushes before Lily (which I'm sure he did, we just don't know about them), and she was a Muggle. Which shows how un-prejudice he is.
She loves carrots and eats them all the time. Mum says she’s going to turn orange. Too bad her favorite color is purple. Maybe she should be eating plums instead, then she would turn purple, not orange.
That's hilarious. I was cracking up - not too hard, because my dad would bite my head off if he knew I was reading fanfiction when we should be going to the mall. Anyway, it was pretty funny.
I liked James' parents - his mum reminds me of my grandma. She's totally, "But honey!"
Anyway, I should go, I'm just trying to equal to the review you sent me! And I hope you saw my A/N about your appearance.... *Sammie runs off to look*
Great job, I'll be checking for updates!
Author's Response: Thanks for reading it! I\'m so glad you liked it, and I\'m in the middle of *cough* fixing *cough* the second chapter (rewriting).
Are you a seer? You must be if you knew that I\'m about to go look at that A/N :)
Date: 01/05/07 Title: Chapter 2: September 1st
*Claps* Exellent! I really liked this chapter - seeing how Lily socialized, and who her friends are; what gave her her first impression on James - the whole skidaddle. Great job! Keep up the good work!
Author's Response: Woot! Thanks :) Third chapter is being written
Where Letters Lead by Oppungo
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: At the new year, Hermione decides it's the perfect time for a new start - most specifically with Ron. The only problem is, she has no idea where he is, what he's doing - he could even be married, for all she knows! But there's only one way to find out - so she writes him a letter. But where will her letters lead?
Date: 12/06/06 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
Awesome job! I love Hermione's weekly-letterness and Maggie seems to be a good friend although she has no idea what Hermione is going through. I'm curious to see what happens next... this chapter was a bit short ... but it was still good!
Keep up the good work!
Author's Response: Thank you! Maggie isn\'t really that good a friend of Hermione, but her heart\'s in the right place - even if she is a bit of a gossip! Sorry for the short chapter, I\'ll try to update soon so that you know what happens... Thanks for reviewing!
Draco's Trick-or-Treat by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Three-year-old Draco goes trick-or-treating for the first time. His mother takes the opportunity to teach him some lessons and Malfoy family values that she believes will be important to her son later in life. This depiction of Draco is VASTLY different from the version of him that I write in "The Dark Lord's Blog."
Ridiculously short one-shot.
Date: 11/04/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One and Only!
Oh my! That's so sad, but very very very well written. Great job. :)
Author's Response: Why thank you! I\'m glad to see some familiar... er... usernames of people who reviewed \"The Dark Lord\'s Blog!\"
After the War by honeydukes_10
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: Harry has just gotten home, to the Burrow, and many surprises are in store for him. What has happened to Ron? How will he react to the changes? Why is he getting a letter from the Ministry? Does he have to leave again? All these questions and more are answered in this story of love, hate, and secrets.
Chapter 2: Surprises Now Up! Please, guys, read and review! I would love to hear what you think about the story!
Date: 11/06/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1:Welcome Home, Harry
Ooh! Ooh! I want to know what happened! ::jumps up and down:: Update soon update soon!
Author's Response: lol-Thanks for reviewing. I\'m glad you enjoyed it. I will update ASAP.............
Harry Potter and the Wicked Dream by Ron x Hermione
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: When Harry Potter is battling the Dark Lord, Voldemort, will he sacrifice everything so there will be peace in the Wizarding World for his friends and more generations to come? Yes.
But what will happen... If Harry realizes that it has all be a dream?
All reviews will be responded to. Thanks for reading and enjoy!
Date: 12/09/06 Title: Chapter 1: Wicked Dream.
Whoa! That's really interesting. Confusing, yes, but really nifty tifty. It's really cliffy... dun dun dun... 'Tis muy fantastico though, and... yah.
You should get some more stories up, I mean, honestly... tell your Beta *coughspluttercough* to get a move on! Haha, no, but it was really nice. Well done!
Author's Response: LOL! I have like three betas right now... one of them is completely crazy..*cough cough*
Thanks for the review... kind of meant for it to be confusing... cuz you that\'s how i am..
LOL,
Your fellow Insomniac,
~Lindsey :)
The Ballad of Lucius Malfoy: An Unappealing Appeal by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Lucius Malfoy's appealing to the Wizengamot after being caught in the Department of Mysteries, trying to convince them that he's not evil.
Quite silly, really.
Date: 11/24/06 Title: Chapter 1: Lucius's Excuses-es
So Wizengamot people
I love that. He's just like, "i'm trying to make a good impression, dude!" totally casual.
You can rhyme really well. Usually my 'rhymes' make the rhythm of the story go bezerk. And how he's saying everyone is envious because of his physical features.
Anyway, good job!
Author's Response: Why, thank you! I love Lucius... he\'s just so, \"I\'m pretty, so I have no problems. Right?\"
Date: 11/24/06 Title: Chapter 1: Lucius's Excuses-es
::giggles::
I meant to sign that -
The Order of Ravenclaw House Elves
Author's Response: Thanks, elves...
Uncle Fred Calls Him Dick by MagEd
Rated: 6th-7th Years • Summary: 2008 QSQ Awards Runner-up for Best Post-Hogwarts
Harry defeated Voldemort. Harry married Ginny. Harry and Ginny had five children. Harry disappeared. My name is Lily Potter, and this is the story of what happened when my father returned after six years missing to find my mother about to re-marry. This is the story of myself, my crazy family, and most of all, this is the story of my parents and the man who tried to come between them. (pre-Deathly Hallows)
*Completed*
"Oh, I can so die happy now!" -Sirius Potter
Date: 03/13/07 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10: Grandpa's Brilliant Idea
But.... but.... don't stop now! And - was it a love potion?
Author's Response: Sorry! :)
Date: 06/16/07 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13: Lily's Perfect Ending
Oh my gosh! This was an amazing story! I absolutely loved it! Yes, you had me for a second about Lily dieing - but actually, I thought it was Harry.
But anyway - as I said before absolutely AMAZING! You're a wonderful author!
Hannah
Author's Response: Thank so much; yes, most people seemed to have thought it was Harry who died.