03/29/07
UPDATE: I am officially on HIATUS. I have one midget plotbunny, and I think The Potter's Wedding Vows might be finished too. I'll be on, just not writing, ok?
Well, hello there. Through some random plot twist you ended up at my bio.
Likes:The colour green, chocolate, music, rhinestones, sequins, inside jokes, random dancing, television, MNFF, the Internet, Twilight, etc., etc.
Dislikes:Rude people, most non-canon shippers, raisins, Voldy.
Fave authors: JKR (no duh), Stephenie Meyer, Jane Austen, Meg Cabot, Tamora Pierce, many many others.
I have some poems posted here. I hope you like them and leave some reviews. Any ideas would be sincerely appreciated.
I'm also BellaHermione on FF.net, and I just posted a new story. Review, myesss?
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101 Ways to Woo Hermione Granger by Katdiva
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: Hermione Granger is pursued by a relentless Draco Malfoy. And what a Malfoy wants, a Malfoy gets!
Date: 10/27/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Confused. Did he kidnap her or did she go willingly? PLEASE TELL ME IT'S THE 1ST ONE AS I HATE DRAMIONE SHIPPERS!
The HMS Lockatrix by HeRmYgInS
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: Bella is in St Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries’s insanity ward where she meets the love of her life, Gilderoy Lockhart.
Date: 10/27/07 Title: Chapter 1: The HMS Lockatrix
I LOVE THE LAST LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Dark Lord's Eulogy: An Odious Ode by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: This fanfiction writer laments the loss of her favourite dark lord in a re-donk-ulous poem.
This is not very complimentary to Volders, so don't tell him about it if you see him around, okay?
Deathly Hallows spoilers.
Four times nominated for Best Poem in the Quicksilver Quills Awards!
Date: 12/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One and Only!
I can't say there's any chance that you'll be missed
I'll admit if you hadn't died, I would be... irritated.
FAVE. PART. EVER!
Author's Response: Thanks!
Hogwarts Musical: Chamber of Secrets by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Anyone heard those rumours about a Harry Potter musical?
It better be just like this.
No, but seriously, it's a spoof of the songs from Disney channel's infamous "High School Musical," telling the tale of JK Rowling's infamous "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets." (I was dared; I took the challenge.)
You will never see the Basilisk the same way again.
P.S. You may also want to check out my Beatles and Phantom of the Opera spoofs. Just click on my username and it'll take you to my delightfully chaotic author's page.
Twice nominated for Best Poem in the Quicksilver Quills Awards!
Date: 10/27/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 and Only
PLEASE DO HAIRSPRAY!!!!!!!
Sorry. My evil maniac twin is a liitle hyper 2day.
Author's Response: Oooh, I will! I\'m actually working on my Wicked one right now, but Hairspray will come soon!
Date: 10/27/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 and Only
Voldemort’s a selfish fool who never understood
Love’s the secret weapon of everyone who fights for good
Too many horcruxes made him what he is today
But with love, he’ll scream and writhe and possibly decay!
WITHOUT LOVE! Voldemort’s an evil old dictator.
WITHOUT LOVE! Voldemort’s as bald as a potater.
He thinks that he’ll live forever, but he’ll always have to be
Without lo-o-o-o-o-ove!
Dude, he’s dumber than Big D.
Dumber than Big D, oh, oh, yeah!
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! FAVORITE SONG EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author's Response: Awww, thanks! I have a better one that Bella sings called \"Good Morning Voldemort\"... I think you\'ll like \"Harry-Spray\" when I\'m done with it!
Home Improvement by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: When Ron Weasley is promoted to a rather high rank in the Auror business, his mother congratulates him by informing him that it's high time he found a place of his own.
Ron may be quite good at his job as an Auror, but he now faces the most difficult challenge of all...
Ridiculously short one-shot that I wrote for some challenge about a year ago and never submitted. It's also my first one-shot that's not about Voldemort and the Death Eaters! Gasp!
Date: 09/08/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 and Only
HAHAHAHA!!! This is one of the greatest stories I ever read! Go Schmergo!!
Author's Response: Go where? :( No, just kidding, I\'m in a really bizarre mood today. (And everyday, yipeee!) I\'m really glad you like it!
Wazlibs' Wizzil Woozis by Amara Anon
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: It's Ron's first disastrous day working at Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes. If things weren't bad enough, a very peculiar customer shows up... post-DH,
pre-Epilogue. [Oneshot]
Date: 10/27/07 Title: Chapter 1: Wazlibs' Wizzil Woozis
Oh, Godric that was good!
To the Future by FlightofthePhoenix
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Andromeda attends the funeral for her husband, daughter and son-in-law with her grandson Teddy Lupin and is visited by someone unexpected later that day.
This is the first one-shot in the Teddy Lupin Files.
Date: 11/03/07 Title: Chapter 1: We Stand in Remembrance
This is amazing! It was sweet and sad at the same time!!!
"I met Remus Lupin in my third year at Hogwarts, which seems like a million years ago, he taught me how to fight Dementors and he would have been an excellent father, he would have taught Teddy things that Tonks’ couldn’t and the same for Tonks, she would have been able to teach Teddy about his powers.”
That's a run-on sentence. I hope you don't mind my criticizing.
Author's Response: Wow, you\'re on a roll today! How many reviews is that now? Four...five from you! I love those little \'Youve got a new review...\' email in my inbox! And I don\'t mind you criticizing at all, i should have really separated that sentence into two... Thanks :)
~Nicole
The Unbreakable Vow by Hermione_Rocks
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Fred and George persuade a very young Ron to make an Unbreakable Vow with them.
Date: 11/04/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Unbreakable Vow
Heh heh heh! I can see how Lil Fred and Lil George would've hated that!!
Author's Response: Thanks for the review! :)
A Day at the Spa by Nevilles Girl
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary:
Dear Mister Snape,
We are very pleased to present you with this once in a lifetime offer: A free day at Deena’s Magical Day Spa! Just Apparate to the address below and present this coupon to redeem your prize! We hope to see you there!
Sincerely,
Deena’s Magical Day Spa
Date: 10/27/07 Title: Chapter 1: A Day at the Spa
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAHAAAAHAHAHAHA! OMG, I NEVER would've thought the story would end like that!
Author's Response: Thank you so much for your review!
Highway Code by shewhoguards
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Why Hermoine really *wasn't* sure that Ron could pass a Muggle driving test.
Date: 10/27/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
I love this story! Although, kerb is spelled curb, FYI.
Author's Response: I\'m a UKer ;-) It\'s spelt differently here.
Entwined Paths by FlightofthePhoenix
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Teddy Lupin has just said goodbye to his girlfriend Victoire Weasley before she heads off to Hogwarts for her final year and has some time to kill before he is to be at his Uncle Harry and Aunt Ginny’s for lunch. So he visits two people he never really got to know and makes promises for the future.
Second one-shot in The Teddy Lupin Files
Date: 11/03/07 Title: Chapter 1: Missing Them, Loving Her
So short. So GREAT! I NEED MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author's Response: Thanks a lot. More you say? Well, the next one-shot of the Teddy Lupin Files is on my computer but alas, I haven\'t the time at the moment to finish it off. BUT! Have no fear, once i catch up on RL, i will finish it of as fast as i can and ship it off to my wonderful beta :)
~Nicole
Things That Go Bump In The Night by shewhoguards
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: First take one ghoul. Stun it, and stuff it into pyjamas before it has time to struggle. Add red hair. Cover the final product liberally in large painful boils. What you produce using this method should be a perfect replica for a Weasley with spattergroit - and if Fred and George were right, better looking than Ron - and the rest was straightforward.
Or not.
Date: 10/27/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
This is a cute story! I like it.
Who Stole the Cookies from the Cookie Jar? by FlightofthePhoenix
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: James Sirius Potter is a mischievous little six-year-old and is rather like his grandfather, James Potter, and also his namesake, Sirius Black. When he has an idea, he is determined to fulfil it to the best of his ability. He drags his siblings Albus and Lily as well as his cousins Hugo and Rose Weasley into his plan while a twelve-year-old Teddy Remus Lupin watches on, amused.
Written for the September Challenge by FlightofthePhoenix of Hufflepuff
Date: 11/03/07 Title: Chapter 1: James Potter = Mischievous
Heeheehee! I loved this story. It's really cute and funny!
Author's Response: Thats for yet another wonderful review Hermione Lurves Ron :D
~Nicole
Where Our Kind Belong by FlightofthePhoenix
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Leah Reeves is adopted. She lives in London with her adoptive parents Matthew and Margaret Reeves. She has everything a girl could wish for. A wardrobe of expensive clothes, a place at the London Institute for Young Girls, money to go shopping whenever, for anything she wants. And she hates it. She can’t seem to get her parents’ attention; they’re too caught up in their busy lives. But when a letter and a strange man arrives and tells her that she is a witch and that she can go to a school to learn magic, will her parents decide to give her what she wants in life?
An entry to the Autumn challenge ‘New Beginnings’ prompt by FlightofthePhoenix, a proud Hufflepuff
Date: 01/13/08 Title: Chapter 2: I'm a What?
Please update soon! I love this story!
Date: 11/03/07 Title: Chapter 1: What I Want
Ohhhhh EVIL cliffie!
Author's Response: I love cliffie\'s! Keeps the reader coming back! But don\'t worry, the next chapter \'I\'m a What?\' is in the queue :D
~Nicole
A Little More Time by Pallas
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Was it possible to save two lives in the past without altering history? Was it possible to give his parents a future twenty years after they had supposedly died? Teddy Lupin thought so...
Date: 02/01/08 Title: Chapter 16: Restraint
Ohhhhhh this is an EBIL cliffie. I love this story!!!!!!!!!!!
From Afar by Roxy Black
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: A collection of short poems written by the characters of the Potterverse.
Long-Distance Extendable Ears by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 3rd-5th Years • Summary: Fred is dead.
But that's just the beginning! Because one of George's ears is up in heaven, and the other is down on earth...
Oh, the possibilities!
Written for the Next Great Adventure challenge on the MNFF beta boards. I am Schmerg_The_Impaler of Hufflepuff House.
Twice nominated for Best Post-Hogwarts Story in the 2008 Quicksilver Quills Awards!
Date: 11/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One and Only
OMG, this has got to be my favorite story!
Author's Response: WOW, thanks! That really made my night!
Potter's Pentagon: The Truth (Book Two) by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: This is book two in the "Potter's Pentagon" trilogy. Read "Potter's Pentagon: The Five" first, myesss? Cool.
WARNING: This story contains French people, an internal monologue about a blue orange, adolescent facial hair, good old-fashioned snogging, superstitious truck drivers, a portrait who calls everyone "Mavis," a zoo break-in, some very strange clothes, romantic conflict galore, and Ron Weasley's caffeine addiction. And worst of all, Professor Zabini!
Hogwarts is hosting the Triwizard Tournament, and when one of the members of Potter's Pentagon is selected to represent the school, much excitement ensues. Simultaneously, elections are being held for Minister of Magic, and things are getting busy at the Ministry.
Not to mention the fact that Jordan's made a new Muggle friend without informing her of the itty-bitty fact that he's magical, Haley has found an enchanted diary of dubious origin, Ted's met a werewolf from Beauxbatons, and Emma... well, Emma's not having a good year.
And what exactly is Ivy up to, anyway?
Everyone has secrets. But in the end, the truth will have to come out.
Starring Best Male Original Character runner-up Jordan Potter, Best Female Original Character Nominees Ivy Potter, Emma Weasley, Haley Potter, and Giorgi Anderson, and Best Male Original Character nominee Ted Lupin! Nominated for Best Post-Hogwarts story in the 2008 Quicksilver Quill Awards!
Date: 05/01/08 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10: In Which Our Heroes Get Ready To Rumble
Awww, this cliffie is truly ebil!
Author's Response: I KNOW! I hope Chapter 11 is up soon!