03/29/07
UPDATE: I am officially on HIATUS. I have one midget plotbunny, and I think The Potter's Wedding Vows might be finished too. I'll be on, just not writing, ok?
Well, hello there. Through some random plot twist you ended up at my bio.
Likes:The colour green, chocolate, music, rhinestones, sequins, inside jokes, random dancing, television, MNFF, the Internet, Twilight, etc., etc.
Dislikes:Rude people, most non-canon shippers, raisins, Voldy.
Fave authors: JKR (no duh), Stephenie Meyer, Jane Austen, Meg Cabot, Tamora Pierce, many many others.
I have some poems posted here. I hope you like them and leave some reviews. Any ideas would be sincerely appreciated.
I'm also BellaHermione on FF.net, and I just posted a new story. Review, myesss?
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Date: 05/02/07 Title: None
Hahaha!!!!!!
Author's Response: *bow*
Author's Response: *bow*
Sequel Of Suggestion! by FriendsOfSnape
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: It's baaaaaack...........
As the name implies, the ever-wacky, ever-evil Power Of Suggestion has returned to Hogwarts! What insanity will occur this time?
Note that this is a sequel (duh), so it's strongly advised to read the first part first. Just check my author page for a link!
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Chappie nine is UP! Enjoy!
Date: 05/21/07 Title: Chapter 7: Villainy Is Vision-Impaired
HAHAHAHA!!!!!! Oh man, Best chapter of ANY fanfic that I've ever read.
Author's Response: Wow. That\'s some massive praise. Alriiiiiiiiight.... :D
A Fragile Memory by secret_lover
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: During the battle that defeated Voldemort Hermione was badly injured. Now three years later she is living with her younger sister in America and no longer remembers that she was once a witch, or her once best friends. Then one night the man who lurks in her dreams steps out of the fog insisting that she is in danger. Now if she wants to save herself and her family she must return to the world she no longer remembers or understands. While there she starts to see bits and pieces of a pasts she doesn't remember but was obviously part of.
Chapter 5 comming soon!!!
Can also be seen on HPFF by Secret_Lover who is...ME again!
Date: 11/03/07 Title: Chapter 4: Practical Magic
update pretty please?
Author's Response: Trying! I just submitted a chapter, lets see if it goes through!
Date: 06/06/07 Title: Chapter 4: Practical Magic
Ohh this is a great story! I like the part about Fred, George, and the lion cub.
Author's Response: Oh yes me too. I am glad you liked it. Any suggestions?
The Dark Lord's Blog by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: What does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.
WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.
RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!
Date: 05/21/07 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5: The Plot Sickens (Or: Not-Fan Mail)
I luuuuv the Censored post!
Author's Response: Thanks! If I didn\'t censor it, Bella would probably bump the story\'s rating up to something rather high, and seeing as I don\'t curse, that would be baaaad.
Date: 06/23/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home
I GOT THE MONTY PYTHON JOKE!!!!!!!!! It made me snicker with glee to know that I'm not the only person who likes MP!
Author's Response: YEEAAAAH! I love Monty Python, and it always makes me happy indeed to see people who like it as well.
Date: 06/23/07 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: A Selected List of Imbeciles
OHH YES! I GOT THE PPP REFERENCE AND I LUUUVED THE "YER MUM" JOKE PART!
Sorry for the OD on caps lock!
Author's Response: Yee-haw! Potter Puppet Pals are my favourite. Hehe, capslock... you\'re like Bellatrix...
Date: 06/23/07 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3: R.A.B. and Romance
I liked the CCENNSOOREDDDDD part and boy, you REALLY like that MP joke, don'tcha *dontcha wish ur grlfriend**goes off randomly singing*
Author's Response: Yeah, I use the Monty Python joke tooo much. When I wrote that chapter, I forgot I\'d already used it once. *blushes*
Date: 06/23/07 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: Fan Mail
"Milk Racist"? For Christmas, Voldiewoldiepoooo is getting some V-E-R-Y heavy therapy sessions. (I LUVVVV CHOCOLATE MILK!!!!!!!!!!) Maybe I'll get some for me, too.
Author's Response: Haha, get me some while you\'re at it, willya? Yeah, chocolate milk is the best.
Date: 06/23/07 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5: The Plot Sickens (Or: Not-Fan Mail)
I LUVV BELLA'S POSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author's Response: Yeah, she\'s my favourite...
Date: 06/23/07 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay
Snoogerblossom? Is THAT the best he can come up with??
Author's Response: Unfortunately, I think it is!
Date: 11/02/07 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5: The Plot Sickens (Or: Not-Fan Mail)
Love the story, but u might wanna change Hermione's middle name from Jane to Jean.
Author's Response: Thank you! And as for the name... THAT IS TRUE INDEEDY. I forgot I even did that in this story. I have so many things I need to edit in my various stories.
Date: 03/29/07 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: A Selected List of Imbeciles
HAHAHAHAAH
Author's Response: ^_^
Date: 03/29/07 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3: R.A.B. and Romance
WEEEE'RE THEEEEEEE Knights of the Round Table, we dance whenever we're able! Sry, just HAD to do that!
Author's Response: I really love that song.
The Ballad of Lucius Malfoy: An Unappealing Appeal by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Lucius Malfoy's appealing to the Wizengamot after being caught in the Department of Mysteries, trying to convince them that he's not evil.
Quite silly, really.
Date: 05/30/07 Title: Chapter 1: Lucius's Excuses-es
HaHaHa! This is great!
Author's Response: Awww, thanks!
Confessions of a Teenage... Well, Dudley by DracoLuva4684
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: Watch through Dudley's eyes as our favourite couple takes advantage of the last few hours they have left staying at Privet Drive.
Beware of some HBP spoilers!
Date: 05/07/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Conversing of Weirdoes
Nice. KEEP IT COMIN! I NEED 2 READ MORE!!!!
Date: 05/28/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Conversing of Weirdoes
Sooo good!! HAVE U SUBMITTED CHAPTER 2 YET??!!
~!Jen!~
Meet the - Children? by Winged Artemis
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Lily Evans is a cheeky, brainy, hopeless romantic seventeen-year-old Head Girl with a sour temper. James Potter is an arrogant, hilarious, prank-pulling seventeen-year-old Head Boy with an immature head on his shoulders. Lily loathes James and James loves Lily. Blahblahblah.
However, when a mysterious locket and a very wacked Headmaster inform the two of them that their son is in grave danger, James, Lily, and of course, Sirius, are magically transported to the future to meet James and Lily's son and the state that the magical world is in.
A twist of mystery, fun, romance and some Sirius humor! And with a wee bit of J/L, H/G, and R/Hr!
WARNING: Tree climbing Dumbledores, valuable pieces of jewelry, and an ecess of sugar are contained inside - oh, and HBP is disregarded.
See profile for update information.
Date: 06/19/07 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter Five - Assigning and Rewinding
I like it! please update!! I NEED to know what Hermione's thinking about "Professor Janet-Janice"
Author's Response: Awww! Thanks so much! Updates will *hopefully* be in by the end of the month!
Lord Voldemort... and Bob? by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: For Lord Voldemort, life is going swell, and everything is juuust peachy... until a ghostly visitor arrives. EXTRAORDINARILY silly.
EDIT: For some bizarre reason that I can't fully comprehend, this story WON the "Things that Go Bump In The Night" challenge in the Winter's Tale Challenge.
Date: 04/04/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One and Only!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Whoa! I thought Bob was gonna be a guy!
Author's Response: Thanks! Yeah, Bob\'s usually a guy\'s name. I wanted a kind of a quirky name for the little girl ghost, so I thought of Bob!
Married To the World's Biggest Git by AIsForAntlers
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: My name is Lily Evans Potter. "Potter?" you ask. Yes, Potter. I am married to the world's biggest git. I have decided to tell my side of the story, not only because I don't want our kids thinking I was "won," but also because I am currently bedridden with a pregnancy. Here is the story of how I fell in love with James Potter.
The first two chapters have been updated with a few minor details that will help me stay true to what the 7th Book has taught us about Lily. I'm currently working on a new third chapter, and hopefully, I won't ever leave this for so long again.
Date: 06/01/07 Title: Chapter 2: Meeting the Git
Ohhh PLEEZ update soon! I'm already hooked!
Jen!