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04/13/08

Hi! I am a HUGE fan of the Harry Potter series, but a first-time fic writer for Muggle Net. My other interests (besides HP, of course) are poetry, basketball, science, and reading. I'm a really bubbly and comical (in an awkward way) person, and I'm sure that my personality will be reflected in all my fics.
Please check out these fics of mine:

-Hermione's Books- a poem about the darker side of Hermione's reading obsession...

Little note: My friend Marisa illustrated my poem for me; she created an absolutely AMAZING picture of Hermione which perfectly captured the meaning of my poem. Please visit--http://wishcometrue.deviantart.com/art/Hermione-s-Books-83707490 -- to see the drawing. Marisa is a super talented artist, so please leave her a comment... or you could mention her artwork in a review of Hermione's Books, and I'll inform her of your kind words. Thanks so much!

-I Am Just- A rather dark poem about the human side of the Dark Lord, from the perspective of You Know Who himself. VALIDATION ACHIEVED!

Thanks for visiting my author's page! : )

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The Secret thoughts of Hermione Granger by Hermiones_Revenge

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Hermione describes her Ron troubles in this series of hilarious journal entries, notes passed in class, and lists. And...Mrs Norris is a duck?

NOTE: This was written quite some time ago, in my younger years. It was my first story...which should explain a lot.

Reviewer: undesirable_number1 Signed
Date: 04/20/08 Title: Chapter 1: I Hate Everyone

HAAAA!!! This is a great humor fic! I especially love all the "just kiddings."

The Curse of Being a Slytherin by Roxy Black

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: A short poem showing Draco Malfoy's point of view in Half-Blood Prince.

Reviewer: undesirable_number1 Signed
Date: 04/26/08 Title: Chapter 1: My life is not mine to live

Wow... This is a really great poem. I love how you described Malfoy's smirk as a masquerade. Masterful!

What Ill Hath Heaven Sent by GryffindorGoddess

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Harry's reflections on the woe wrought by the death of his two friends and his vow to avenge their deaths, in the form of a Shakespearean monologue.

Reviewer: undesirable_number1 Signed
Date: 04/22/08 Title: Chapter 1: What Ill Hath Heaven Sent

WOOOOOOOOOOOOW! I realize that this poem was written a while back, but I feel like I NEED to review!!!! I love this poem, not just because I love Shakespeare, but because it's VERY well written. Thou hast an abundance of poet's wit / ne'er have I read a sonnet as lovely as what here is writ!

Author's Response: Thank you! I adore Shakespeare as well, so to be able to write a poem in sort of his style was really fun for me. I\'m ever so glad you liked it! :) ~GG

Stubby by Hermiones_Revenge

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: “What people don’t realize is that Sirius Black is a false name...the man people believe to be Sirius Black is actually Stubby Boardman...

Kingsley Shacklebolt is sent to question Stubby Boardman, a former pop singer who has lost his luster. A simple task? So it would seem...

Reviewer: undesirable_number1 Signed
Date: 04/20/08 Title: Chapter 1: Stubby

*making a futile attempt to stop laughing long enough to breathe* This is an amazing humor fic! The way you took such a small detail from the HP series and made it into a hilarious fic is applauded... by me, at least... : )

Not a Bang but a Whisper by Magical Maeve

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: A short poem concerning Professor Snape.

DH Spoilers contained within.

Reviewer: undesirable_number1 Signed
Date: 05/05/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This is an amazing poem! The imagery that you use is absolutely beautiful. I am so envious of your writing skills! The poem is extremely powerful; I'll now go back to crying over Snape's death again...

Hogwarts Musical: Chamber of Secrets by Schmerg_The_Impaler

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Anyone heard those rumours about a Harry Potter musical?

It better be just like this.

No, but seriously, it's a spoof of the songs from Disney channel's infamous "High School Musical," telling the tale of JK Rowling's infamous "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets." (I was dared; I took the challenge.)

You will never see the Basilisk the same way again.

P.S. You may also want to check out my Beatles and Phantom of the Opera spoofs. Just click on my username and it'll take you to my delightfully chaotic author's page.
Twice nominated for Best Poem in the Quicksilver Quills Awards!

Reviewer: undesirable_number1 Signed
Date: 04/19/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 and Only

(Holy shoo-fly pies!!!) THAT WAS SO FUNNY! Wow, I love all of your fics, and I especially love this. You have such an enormous amount of talent... *glares enviously at the computer screen* : )

Author's Response: HOLY SMOKES! Thank you so much! You would disagree about my \'enormous amount of talent\' if you\'d actually heard me sing these songs. :(

Evening by ickle duddykins

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Severus Snape contemplates his relationship with Hermione Granger during his evening routine. Hope you enjoy it, and thanks for reading!

Reviewer: undesirable_number1 Signed
Date: 04/15/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One

Re-e-e-eally amazing fic! I love your writing style! The way you depicted the tender side of Snape was masterful. I also appreciated how Snape's relationship with Hermione leaned more toward innocent admiration than a frighteningly passionate love epic. Great job!

Daybreak by ickle duddykins

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Part II of "Evening." Hermione Granger considers her relationship with Severus Snape on a morning like many others.

Reviewer: undesirable_number1 Signed
Date: 04/17/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One

Hi ickles! I really enjoyed Daybreak. I don't think any other fic writer has mastered Snape's language the way you have. I'm SUPER excited to see what else you write! And... I'm very jealous of your awesome penname.

Lord Voldemort: The Musical! (Les Miserables Potterized!) by Schmerg_The_Impaler

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Yet another musical twisted by yours truly, it's the tale of Voldemort's life set to the tune of my Les Miserables soundtrack!

The real musical of Les Miserables was created by Claude-Michel Schönberg, Herbert Kretzmer, and Alain Boublil.

There is some violence and it really is not a silly musical-- there are a few funny parts, but there are some pretty sad or intense bits. AND LOTS OF PEOPLE DIE. And there are some cannibalism-happy bits with Fenrir, including a whole song called "Man Eat Man." Beware.

Reviewer: undesirable_number1 Signed
Date: 05/02/08 Title: Chapter 1: Songs From Act One

WOOOWIE! I love this! I'm not that familiar with Les Mis., but I now I really want to find the soundtrack! The songs from Act One with Merope are beautiful, and I love A Heart Full of Love. The Finale is great too. Your brilliance has caused my mind to ASPLODE. *giggles*

Author's Response: JOY JOY JOY!!! I almost never get reviews from this! If you go to youtube, mistyaho has the entire tenth anniverary concert DVD of Les Miserables uploaded... with the FABULOUS Michael Ball, one of my musical theatre idols. Les Mis is one of my absolute favourite shows... I own three different soundtracks of it because I\'m pathetic.

Snape Speed-Dating by Bethywoo

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: After losing a bet, Professor Severus Snape is forced to accompany Professor Filius Flitwick on a speed-dating event. Will he manage to survive the witless witches and the maddening MC? Or will he leaved with more than he bargained for?

Reviewer: undesirable_number1 Signed
Date: 04/15/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Haha! I love your writing! This is one of the best humor fics I've ever read! Snape is so biting and sarcastic...and I love Flitwick's joke about the red sparks! Thanks so much for sharing your talent. This fic really brightened my day!

Author's Response: Thanks for telling me that; it brightened up MY day :)

Snowflakes by jojo_dolphin2394

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Snowflakes have never meant anything to Harry. That is, until one evening with a special girl…

Reviewer: undesirable_number1 Signed
Date: 04/21/08 Title: Chapter 1: As he'd been found, he was glad to have been found by her...

Wowie! *tears welling* This fic is so touching; I love it! Just to clear things up though (because I can be a bit thick at times...like now), what exactly is the antecedent of the last "it;" are you referring to Harry's relationship w/ Hermione? Just curious... : )

Author's Response: It wasn’t meant to last. Yep, that\'s right. It\'s also in context to the fact the snowflake wasn\'t going to last. I\'m so glad you liked it! =D Thank you for reviewing!

Really Wicked: Stephen Schwartz's Wicked Gone Potter by Schmerg_The_Impaler

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: It's another spoof by Schmerg_The_Impaler!

This time, it's "Wicked," by Stephen Schwartz, remodeled to tell the story of Voldemort's life!

I also have spoofs of Les Miserables, Phantom of the Opera, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, and High School Musical on my profile, if anyone would care to read.

Reviewer: undesirable_number1 Signed
Date: 04/25/08 Title: Chapter 1: Act One

WOWIE!!! I love this spoof so much! This is my favorite part from act one:
"Merope: Have another drink, you must be tired
Riding up and down along the town
So have yourself another glass of water
Tom Sr: Suddenly you look a whole lot hotter…"
I burst out laughing when I read that! I can't even say how great this is; if I were a wizard, I would use my magic to conjure up a review that actually captures the indescribable awesomeness of your writing. : )

Author's Response: Awww, thank you so much! Though it is kind of a pity that you liked the first song best... you must have had to lower your expectations for the rest of the fic.

Black but Bright by luinrina

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Two brothers – seemingly alike, yet very different. At least that’s what all thought. But was it really that way?

Reviewer: undesirable_number1 Signed
Date: 04/29/08 Title: Chapter 1: Black but Bright

Wowie! (my trademark interjection) This poem is impressive. This is my favorite part: "The second chose the cool green den,/ the cut grew even deeper then." The metaphors are executed masterfully and your meaning is clear. I really do hope to see some more of your writing! : )

Author's Response: Thank you so much for your kind words, I really appreciate that. And I\'m posting a new story here. You might want to have a look... ;p

Flicker by HorcruxHunter14

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Severus knows that the temptations he gives in to will change his life forever. Afraid of losing everything important to him, he asks that some things will never fade from his life. Severus/Lily.

Reviewer: undesirable_number1 Signed
Date: 04/29/08 Title: Chapter 1: Flicker

This poem is BEAUTIFUL. First of all, I love the title. It conjures up images of fire that make me think of Lily and, of course, her "flaming red hair." You have succeeded in portraying a desperate, loving, passionate Snape, which should be praised. Additionally, this poem has helped me realize that I'm way too much of an HP fan... because it made me cry. Seriously.

Author's Response: So, I accidentally reviewed my own poem instead of responding. Thank you for the nice review!

A Disenchanted Lullaby by Black_Dust

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Darkness will creep, happiness may fall But what shall she do when she loses it all? Dear reflection it’s something you will come to learn It’s not worth gambling the things you yearn

Narcissa Malfoy was innocently singing her young son to sleep when an unexpected guest knocks upon Malfoy Manor door. A traumatizing event lead by this intruder will lead her to question her present and future alliances and discover what’s more important to her, her life—or her son’s? Based on a character study drabble I wrote.

Reviewer: undesirable_number1 Signed
Date: 04/18/08 Title: Chapter 1: A Disenchanted Lullaby

Great fic! I never saw Narcissa before as a caring mother, but your writing helped me to notice her tender side. I also thought that the way you described how Narcissa put all of her hope for a better world in Harry was beautiful. Nice work! : )

Author's Response: Thank you!! While Narcissa isn't one of my top favortie characters, I've always thought she has never gotten all the credit she deserves

Flowers of Innocence by Valentinia

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Two girls, both flowers in their own right, drawn together by flowers. Their friendship was impossible, but it happened. This is how.

Warning: This fic can be interpreted as a frienship fic, but it sort of leans toward femmeslash, though obviously there’s nothing graphic at all (see rating). Still, if the concept itself offends, I wouldn’t read this. The slash warning is just in case.

Reviewer: undesirable_number1 Signed
Date: 04/21/08 Title: Chapter 1: One-shot

Wow, this is a beautiful story. I love the description of the flowers in Lavender's hair at the beginning of the story. I also really like how you brought Pansy's relationhip with Draco and Lavender's with Ron into the story. Your take on Pansy is interesting too; I never would have thought that she valued friendship so much. Nice job!

Author's Response: Thanks for the lovely review! ;D I wasn\'t entirely sure if the way I wrote the girls would work out, so I\'m glad you liked it!

Cette Nuit by clabbert2101

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: A rallying cry for the Order. I'd like to think that Tonks and Lupin stood in the front of the Great Hall before the final battle, and took turns giving this speech.

Reviewer: undesirable_number1 Signed
Date: 04/20/08 Title: Chapter 1: Cette Nuit

I like this a lot... It's a very powerful and encouraging battle cry. Oh... and the French title was a very nice touch... : )

Author's Response: thanks, that title took a while to come.

They Greeted Him on a Warm Summer Day by Hansolohpfrk

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Harry spent most of his life waiting to see those he loved again. Now is his chance.

Reviewer: undesirable_number1 Signed
Date: 04/20/08 Title: Chapter 1: -----

*tears welling up in eyes* This poem is really touching... I like the fact that Harry is waiting to meet death with dignity and strength... aww, here come the tears again... *sniffle...*

Facing Death by bertiebott12, Hansolohpfrk

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: The curtains call, beckoning a man to his death.

Reviewer: undesirable_number1 Signed
Date: 04/20/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

WOWIE!!! I adore this poem; it's very powerful. These are my two favorite lines: "For without inevitable death,/Cherishable life would not exist." This poem is an absolute treasure.

Author's Response: Thank you for the review! My partner wrote the two lines you mentioned, though I am glad that you enjoyed the poem.

A Black Tale by Cwiddy

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: This is a free-form poem about Sirius Black. It discusses his friendships, family, his battles, his triumphs, and his death.

Reviewer: undesirable_number1 Signed
Date: 04/20/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Nice job! I really enjoyed this poem. I thought the way you referred to the Marauders as "Stag," "Hound," "Rat," and "Wolf" was very cool. Keep writing!

Author's Response: Thanks! I was trying to portray the Maurauders without actually calling them by name. This was a bit different then most my poems...but I liked the result!

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