08/26/06
Well, hey there!
I've been on MFF since 2006. I know, that's a long time. I used to be pretty involved and sadly, life took over and I forgot about MFF. Recently, I've come back from my five year hiatus and I'm in the process of finishing "Man in the Mask" and started a new chapter story called "What to Expect When You're Expecting: A Wizard's Guide." So, stay tuned for updates. xo MJ
Man in the Mask Updates:
Chapter Four: Posted! 1/6/16
Chapter Five: Writing
What to Expect When You're Expecting: A Wizard's Guide
Chapter One: Posted 1/15/16
Chapter Two: Writing
FAQs
How many chapters are left in MitM?
I think it's safe to say that I have at least three more chapters to write. We'll see how it goes though. Maybe there will be less. Maybe there will be more.
How many chapters will WtEWYWG be?
I'm thinking it'll be around five or six chapters. I'm not sure yet.
When will the next update be?
Hopefully, it'll be sooner than later. I'm a crazy busy college student so sometimes homework and work trump MFF.
Have more questions that aren't answered? Feel free to email me! xo MJ
Completed Stories:
NEW! "Mummy loves you, Harry" [One-Shot] Marauder Era
Heaven's Hero [One-Shot] Post-7th book
Archie and the Muggle Saleswoman [One-Shot] Humor
P.S. I Still Love You [One-Shot] Lavender/Ron
More Than a Game [One-Shot] Lily/James
God Gave Me You [One-Shot] R/Hr
Over the Rainbow [One-Shot] R/Hr, Poetry
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The Dark Lord's Eulogy: An Odious Ode by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: This fanfiction writer laments the loss of her favourite dark lord in a re-donk-ulous poem.
This is not very complimentary to Volders, so don't tell him about it if you see him around, okay?
Deathly Hallows spoilers.
Four times nominated for Best Poem in the Quicksilver Quills Awards!
Date: 08/03/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One and Only!
This is comic relief, Schmergo! You're an awesome writer and I know that you hear (well, read I mean) this all the time but you really are! You're humor is awesome! ~MJ
Author's Response: Oh, thank you so much! I like to think I\'m good at comic relief, but I\'m not exactly a \'great writer.\' Still, I like to think my stories are fun!
Minding the Baby by Rhetor
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: Andromeda is left alone with Teddy, or so she thinks.
Date: 08/05/07 Title: Chapter 1: Minding the Baby
Beautifully written! ~MJ
Author's Response: Thanks, MJ. I\'m glad you think so. ~Ken
In Loving Memory by PadfootBaby
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: What I hope is an appropriate send-off for the loved ones we lost in Deathly Hallows. Hope you like it.
Nominated for the 2007 Quicksilver Quills!
Date: 06/25/11 Title: Chapter 1: In Loving Memory
I still think that this is a great poem . . . just sayin'. ~MJ
The Phoenix of the Order: A Potterized Phantom of the Opera Soundtrack! by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Having spoofed the lovely album "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band," I decided to do another one of my favourite albums: THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA SOUNDTRACK! And through Andrew Lloyd Webber's yummy songs, this spoof tells the story of "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix."
So here it is, guys! (And girls, and koalas, and lampreys, and shrubs and parameciums and stuff.)
This is more a spoof of the soundtrack than the actual play... though if anyone records themself singing any of these songs, I would fall over from sheer awesomeness attack.
Date: 11/22/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Songs From Act One
I LOVE IT! ~MJ
Author's Response: THANK YOU! This was the first spoof I ever did!
Date: 11/22/07 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: Songs From Act Two
Amazing! I love it! You're so funny! I'm dead Sirius (sorry for the pun--can't contain myself).
Author's Response: Fwahahaha, I love Sirius puns. I\'m really glad you thought it was funny! I don\'t get many readers on this!
The Music was Pure Magic by Soccer_rocks_likeHP
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: Everyone has come to the wedding of Bill Weasley and Fleur Delacour. At the reception there's dancing, refreshments, and love (not just between the bride and groom). Ron takes Hermione to the dance floor and emotions are revealed.
This was written for Roxy Black's From Fluff to Fiction Owl Level Romance class of Summer 2007. I am Harry_Rulz of Hufflepuff!!!
Date: 11/25/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
I LOVE it! ~MJ
Author's Response: Thanks! ~Lexi~
Love Will Never Die by I_LUV_MOONY
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS
Many were heartbroken when they saw Remus and Tonks dead. But how did they die?
Date: 08/18/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
I never cry while I read fics. This is amazing. ~MJ
Author's Response: So does that mean you did cry? Wow. Thanks for the review!
One Last Goodbye by Sonorus
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: A short one-shot story inspired by DH (Spoilers!)
Harry makes one last stop on his way home.
Date: 08/18/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Awesome fic! This is awesome! ~MJ
Author's Response: Thanks! Glad you liked it!
Your Guardian Angel by PheonixAnimagus
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: A short songfic inspired by the Red Jumpsuit Apparatus song "Your Guardian Angel". Hermione awakens from a terrifying dream to find Ron there, comforting her. But she still isn't sure if she can trust him not to leave her...
*Post last battle.*
Date: 07/31/08 Title: Chapter 1: I Promise
I thought that I reviewed this but I guess not. LOL. I really like it, though I think that you could've added a little more dialouge and more plot. But besides that, I love it. =) *MJ
Author's Response: thanks!
Into the Chamber by blondebouncingferret
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: Missing moment from chapter thirty-one of Deathly Hallows. After Harry leaves with Luna, Ron gets a brilliant idea involving a dead snake, a girl's bathroom and a certain chamber. R/Hr.
Date: 08/31/07 Title: Chapter 1: Into the Chamber
Brilliant! I love it! ~MJ
Hogwarts Musical: Chamber of Secrets by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Anyone heard those rumours about a Harry Potter musical?
It better be just like this.
No, but seriously, it's a spoof of the songs from Disney channel's infamous "High School Musical," telling the tale of JK Rowling's infamous "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets." (I was dared; I took the challenge.)
You will never see the Basilisk the same way again.
P.S. You may also want to check out my Beatles and Phantom of the Opera spoofs. Just click on my username and it'll take you to my delightfully chaotic author's page.
Twice nominated for Best Poem in the Quicksilver Quills Awards!
Date: 07/15/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 and Only
This makes me laugh. I found myself singing to it. LOL. ~MJ
Author's Response: Thanks so much! A school in Canada recently performed it, which I think is pretty cool.
Date: 08/29/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 and Only
BRILLIANT! I LOVE IT! ~MJ
Author's Response: AW! Thanks, MJ!
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: The Shell Cottage by aamishi
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: This story takes place during the Deathly Hallows in the chapter, The Shell Cottage. Hermione faces the dilemma of having two young men who care about her deeply and only want what is best for her, but both forget to ask Hermione what she wants.
Date: 09/05/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter:Hermione’s Dilemma
Great fic! I couldn't help but to laugh and smile the whole way through. ~MJ
A Day at the Spa by Nevilles Girl
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary:
Dear Mister Snape,
We are very pleased to present you with this once in a lifetime offer: A free day at Deena’s Magical Day Spa! Just Apparate to the address below and present this coupon to redeem your prize! We hope to see you there!
Sincerely,
Deena’s Magical Day Spa
Date: 07/15/08 Title: Chapter 1: A Day at the Spa
Oh my gosh. I love this! ~MJ
Author's Response: Thanks!
Lord Voldemort: The Musical! (Les Miserables Potterized!) by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: Yet another musical twisted by yours truly, it's the tale of Voldemort's life set to the tune of my Les Miserables soundtrack!
The real musical of Les Miserables was created by Claude-Michel Schönberg, Herbert Kretzmer, and Alain Boublil.
There is some violence and it really is not a silly musical-- there are a few funny parts, but there are some pretty sad or intense bits. AND LOTS OF PEOPLE DIE. And there are some cannibalism-happy bits with Fenrir, including a whole song called "Man Eat Man." Beware.
Date: 11/24/07 Title: Chapter 1: Songs From Act One
LOVE IT! I sqeaked when I saw this. I LOVE IT! ~MJ
Author's Response: SQUEE! Not enough people on this site like Les Mis! It really means a lot to me to get reviews for this story.
Long-Distance Extendable Ears by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Fred is dead.
But that's just the beginning! Because one of George's ears is up in heaven, and the other is down on earth...
Oh, the possibilities!
Written for the Next Great Adventure challenge on the MNFF beta boards. I am Schmerg_The_Impaler of Hufflepuff House.
Twice nominated for Best Post-Hogwarts Story in the 2008 Quicksilver Quills Awards!
Date: 07/10/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One and Only
Oh my gosh. I love this! I'm still upset that Fred died. But this has made it seem beter. Wonderful piece! ~MJ
Author's Response: Thanks so much! This is actually my favourite thing I\'ve written, fanfiction or original, and I love getting reviews for it. I wrote it to help myself cope with Fred\'s death, and I\'m glad it\'s helping some other people that way, too!
I'm Not Sorry by slytherins_queen2
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Remus Lupin writes a poem for his son Teddy.
DH Spoilers obviously
Date: 02/06/08 Title: Chapter 1: I'm not sorry...
Beautiful. Simply beautiful. --MJ
Author's Response: Wow! *blushes* thank you so much for the kind review I know it sounds corny and over used but I really do appreciate it! =)
A Dying Soldiers' Last Letter by HogwartsGirly124
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: Harry finally decides to go and fight Voldemort for the last time. He is successful in doing so, but is left weaker than ever. Harry is then conveyed to St. Mungo's where he has been ever since. He now writes a letter to his newly married and pregnant wife Ginny Potter explaining his love for her and the baby, but most importantly how he will be watching over her.
How will thise leave Ginny?
What about the baby?
Ron? Hermione?
Date: 11/20/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Absolutely delightful. Very touching in every way possible; also this is beautifully written!
*huggles* ~MJ
Author's Response: Aww!
Thanks so much! I truly appreciate it! I have to say yours was just as sweet as my fav. beta harry_victoria. Thanks so much! :) *huggles right back at you*
Never Forget by Pheniox718
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: When Hermione is killed in the final battle, Ron isolates fron everone in order to for get the pain. Two years later, Ron is struggling to move on. Can talking with the dead help him move on with his life.
Date: 03/29/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
You are a great writer. I almost started crying while reading this. ~MJ