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Potter's Pentagon: The Five (Book One) by Schmerg_The_Impaler

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: WARNING! This story contains a jingle-bell antler headband, a shower of potatoes, boy/girl mushiness, underwear karaoke, family trouble, an excessively adorable werewolf, death, the song "Werewolves of London," betrayal, and the word 'Jordan' five times in a row near the beginning of chapter seven.

Twenty-one years after Voldemort's defeat, five fourth-years are faced with a new threat. Will all of the five stay true to the light side? Will they all emerge whole in the end? Will Jordan Potter ever get a life? You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll gasp, you'll sigh! Part one in a trilogy!

Well, after much deliberation and consideration, I've decided to submit my future-gen trilogy! This particular installment is three years old, so it's definitely different from my current writing style, but I'm quite fond of the characters.

DH is disregarded. It's a total coincidence that one of the main characters is named Ted Lupin.

Starring Quicksilver Quills 2008 Best Male Original Character runner-up Jordan Potter, Best Female Original Character nominees Ivy Potter, Haley Potter, and Emma Weasley, and Best Male Original Character nominee Ted Lupin!

Five times nominated (once for each member of Potter's Pentagon!) for the Best Post-Hogwarts story in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards, and nominated for Best Post-Hogwarts story in the 2008 Quicksilver Quill Awards...

Reviewer: xiaojun Signed
Date: 08/17/17 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: In Which The Stage Is Set

His Poison by Ron x Hermione

Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: Narcissa Malfoy and Peter Pettigrew meet up in an old hiding place to allow Narcissa to escape the terrors her husband, Lucius, releases on her. He's like poison to her, and all she's doing is withering under his control. They soon find that they have more in common than they may think, Peter and Narcissa. But when Lucius finds out about the affair even though he doesn't care about Narcissa how he should, he becomes more jealous than anyone could ever imagine. Darkness will follow.

This was written for Snape’s Talon’s Defense Against the Dark Arts class (First Years). Also, for a one shot in NEWT Level Romance.

Reviewer: xiaojun Signed
Date: 08/17/17 Title: Chapter 1: His Poison

A Fresh Start by Hypatia

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Scorpius Malfoy was brought up in the knowledge that he came from an old pure-blood family. Hogwarts is going to teach him a great deal more. Will he be able to rise above his family’s tainted past, or will history repeat itself?

First place in the 2007 Autumn Challenge’s New Beginnings prompt.

Nominated for Best History/Mystery in the 2008 QSQs!

Canon compliant with all seven books, however, not compliant with all interviews given by JKR.

Reviewer: xiaojun Signed
Date: 08/17/17 Title: Chapter 1: Great Expectations

Turquoise Jealousy by Indigoenigma

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: People have seen red when they're angry. People haven even been green with envy. But, what does it mean when they see turquoise?

Reviewer: xiaojun Signed
Date: 08/17/17 Title: Chapter 1: Color

As Happily Ever After As They're Gonna Get by cjbaggins

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: My take on the first of those 'nineteen years' between the 36th chapter of DH and the epilogue.

Warnings: contains an unusually-shaped ring, a nosy neighbour, a rude shop assistant, shaving mishaps, thoughtful gestures, threatening goblins, and, unexplained appearances of Romantic!Ron and Romantic!Harry. You have been warned.

Rating is for *mild* innuendo and *mostly* innocent interactions but I wouldn't let my 9 year old read it.

Reviewer: xiaojun Signed
Date: 08/17/17 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - Summer That Year

A Second Prophecy by wilbur

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Harry hears another prophecy from an unexpected source and its contents will change the course of the war whether he wants it to or not.

Reviewer: xiaojun Signed
Date: 08/17/17 Title: Chapter 1: Nox

Must Be Love by Phoenix Rising

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: HG/SS, Harry's POV. Post-OoTP.
Harry finally resigns himself to the fact that his best friend and worst enemy were dating.

"Greasy hair," Ron squeaked, then shrank back into the common room sofa when Hermione's glare was turned on him. For a seventeen year old girl, Hermione can glare like a champion. She'll make a great mother someday, let me tell you that.

Urgh. Mini-Snapes."

Thank you so much for all the great reviews guys!

Reviewer: xiaojun Signed
Date: 08/17/17 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Across the Anvil by Subversa

Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: They shared a secret past and meet again in Gretna Green for a wedding.

Categories: Hermione/Snape
Characters: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Book 7 Disregarded, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 7 | Completed: Yes | Words: 23337 | Hits: 20937 | Published: 03/21/08 | Updated: 04/14/08
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Reviewer: xiaojun Signed
Date: 08/17/17 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Pepperup Potions by Pondering, LilykinsLove

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Severus Snape is sick and tired of the ill students in his Potions class. Unfortunately, the Hospital Wing is out of Pepperup.

This fic was co-written by LilykinsLove and Pondering for the Final Exam of bertiebott12's Rare Pair class.

Reviewer: xiaojun Signed
Date: 08/17/17 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Event Horizon by SeaIsleWitch

Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: On September 1, 2017, the Draco and Pansy Malfoy prepare Scorpius for Hogwarts.
(This is the Epilogue for my trilogy, Romance, Slytherin Style. It can be read independently, however.)

Reviewer: xiaojun Signed
Date: 08/17/17 Title: Chapter 1: Event Horizon

Visits From Fred by mudbloodproud

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Fred Weasley’s death left a hole in everyone’s hearts. Fred is given the chance to visit his family to help them with their grief. Follow his visits to each of his family members.

Reviewer: xiaojun Signed
Date: 08/17/17 Title: Chapter 1: I Can Touch the Sky

Worse Side Story: West Side Story Voldemortified by Schmerg_The_Impaler

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: It's been far too long since I posted a new musical spoof! This one is a collection of vignettes featuring Voldemort and the other bad guys in the style of "Dark Lord Voldy's Shattered Soul Club Band."

The songs are all parodies of songs from Leonard Bernstein and Stephen Sondheim's excellent musical, West Side Story. Someone-- and I'm so sorry, but I can't remember who-- requested I do this a loooong time ago, so thank you for suggesting it!

Reviewer: xiaojun Signed
Date: 08/17/17 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 and only

The Resilient by Misdemeanor1331

Rated: Professors • Past Featured Story

Summary: Sequel to "An Aversion to Change."

It's Voldemort's world now: a world of corruption, betrayal, greed, and violence. A world of evil thoughts and evil deeds, where no one can be trusted, especially those closest to you.

But through it all, there must be strength. There must exist those who will stand up to totalitarian rule, who will say no when others submit, who must survive despite their condition. There must exist the resilient.

Eventual Draco/Hermione with plenty of plot. Very dark, so read at your own risk!

Categories: Hermione/Draco
Characters: None
Warnings: Abuse, Alternate Universe, Character Death, Dubious Consent, Mild Profanity, Non-Consensual Sex, Sexual Situations, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 27 | Completed: Yes | Words: 122787 | Hits: 73180 | Published: 09/13/09 | Updated: 05/18/11
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Reviewer: xiaojun Signed
Date: 08/17/17 Title: Chapter 1: Azkaban

Aberforth Dumbledore: A Love that Dare not Bleat its Name by Equinox Chick

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Aberforth Dumbledore was once infamous throughout the land for casting Inappropriate Charms on goats. He never responded to the claims, never gave his side of the story and lived with an odd reputation for decades.

But now he wants to set the record straight before Rita Skeeter has a chance to twist things furthur awry.

This is Equinox Chick from Hufflepuff and this is my entry in the Stirring category for the Winter Snows 09 competition on the MNFF Beta Boards.

I am not JK Rowling. Does that honestly surprise anyone!

This story won the 2010 QSQ Best Humour Fic - I'm still in shock.

Thank you to Hannah (coolh5000) for beta'ing this fic.

Reviewer: xiaojun Signed
Date: 08/17/17 Title: Chapter 1: Aberforth Dumbledore and the Enchanted Goat

The Gryffindor Gang by U-No-Poo

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Five students - Albus Potter, Rose Weasley, Scorpius Malfoy, Claudia Kelaney and Adam Finnigan. Five different stories. One house - Gryffindor.

Join The Gryffindor Gang, five unlikely best friends, as they enter Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry as first year students. Throughout the year, they must overcome their own personal battles. Albus just doesn't seem to get out of his father's spotlight - will people treat him like himself, or as Harry Potter's son? Scorpius is dealing with his family too - being a Malfoy in Gryffindor isn't exactly peachy for him. Claudia's started slowly adjusting to the wizarding world, but will her sneaky, horrible roommate cause Rose and Claudia big trouble? And Adam's just not having the perfect start to Hogwarts that he'd have liked.

These are all trying problems when you're eleven years old. But their real test happens when danger is thrown into all five of their lives, threatening them all. Will they be able to face their biggest battle yet, and live to tell the tale?

This is Part One in The Gryffindor Gang Trilogy.

Reviewer: xiaojun Signed
Date: 08/17/17 Title: Chapter 1: That First Day

Letters of a Love Past by Karaley Dargen

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Even as a grown woman, Parvati Patil still has a small box that holds her memories. A fraction of the countless letters she received from her best friend (and copies of the letters she sent her) and notes passed between them at school are in there too - and even a page of the diary she hardly ever used.

One part of those old letters are the only reminder of Parvati's first love; a love never openly admitted to, and a love never requited.

This is Karaley Dargen of Gryffindor writing for the Great Hall February Month of Love Challenge, First Love Prompt

Reviewer: xiaojun Signed
Date: 08/17/17 Title: Chapter 1: Letters of a Love Past

What Mulciber Did to Mary Macdonald by Equinox Chick

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: "Do you know what he tried to do to Mary Macdonald the other day?"

"That was nothing," said Snape. "It was a laugh, that's all --"

"It was Dark Magic, and if you think that's funny --" **

Two versions of the same incident. But what did Mulciber actually do to Mary Macdonald that could be viewed in two different ways, and why was Severus Snape so keen to defend Mulciber?

** The words at the beginning of this summary are taken directly from The Prince's Tale, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

Disclaimer: I am not JK Rowling. I doubt that surprises anyone.

Thank you very much to Natalie (hestiajones) for beta'ing this fic for me.

Reviewer: xiaojun Signed
Date: 08/17/17 Title: Chapter 1: What Mulciber did to Mary Macdonald

Reviewer: xiaojun Signed
Date: 08/17/17 Title: Chapter 1: What Mulciber did to Mary Macdonald

The Happy Couple by Equinox Chick

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Romilda Vane is a young reporter for The Daily Prophet. Currently writing a popular column for the Social pages, she is outraged when the highlight of the social calender - the wedding of Harry James Potter to Ginevra Molly Weasley - is given to Lavender Brown to write.

Lavender isn't happy either, for their boss (He-Who-Pays-Our-Wages) has threatened to assign her to the Cookery section unless she dishes the dirt on her friends. She readily agrees to Romilda taking on the assignment for what could the Saviour of the Wizarding World possibly have to hide?

This is Equinox Chick of Hufflepuff and this is my entry for The Weddings Challenge in The Great Hall. I chose prompt 3 - The Daily Prophet Report.

Disclaimer: I am not JK Rowling, but I think you all know that.

Thank you very much to Samarie (Hopeful_Song) for beta'ing this story for me, and giving me some excellent advice.

The Sexual Sitiuations are really very mild, and merely implied.

Reviewer: xiaojun Signed
Date: 08/17/17 Title: Chapter 1: The Happy Couple?

The Secret Diary of Hermione Granger by Northumbrian

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Four years after the Battle, a strange desire draws Hermione Granger. What could possibly make her visit Malfoy Manor?

Reviewer: xiaojun Signed
Date: 08/17/17 Title: Chapter 1: The Secret Diary of Hermione Granger