Titles
Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: 2008 QSQ Awards Runner-up for Best Post-Hogwarts
Harry defeated Voldemort. Harry married Ginny. Harry and Ginny had five children. Harry disappeared. My name is Lily Potter, and this is the story of what happened when my father returned after six years missing to find my mother about to re-marry. This is the story of myself, my crazy family, and most of all, this is the story of my parents and the man who tried to come between them. (pre-Deathly Hallows)
*Completed*
"Oh, I can
so die happy now!" -Sirius Potter
Categories: Post-Hogwarts
Characters: None
Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded
Series: None
Chapters: 13 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 67532 |
Hits: 52953 |
Published: 11/04/06 |
Updated: 05/01/07
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Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: The Marauders and their friends are just about to begin their sixth year—and what a year it will be; rocky relationships, secret relationships, the never-ending fighting between James Potter and Lily Evans…and that new threat, that new shadow lurking outside the walls of Hogwarts. A new name is rising…one that is beginning to send shivers down the wizard’s spine.
Voldemort is rising, and people are falling.
Categories: James/Lily
Characters: None
Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded
Series: None
Chapters: 4 |
Completed: No |
Words: 9457 |
Hits: 413 |
Published: 01/11/07 |
Updated: 05/01/07
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Rated: Professors •
Summary: Sirius's descent into madness, in thirteen steps.
It feels like he's a ticking time-bomb, only he doesn't know how long he's got left.
Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 3338 |
Hits: 88 |
Published: 04/25/07 |
Updated: 05/01/07
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Lily Evans has a dark secret that will ultimately destroy her entire world. But only if Voldemort doesn't do it first...
This is the tale of James and Lily's struggle of love and life during the Time of Shadow--Voldemort's First War.
Categories: James/Lily
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 19 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 46250 |
Hits: 92357 |
Published: 01/06/06 |
Updated: 05/01/07
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Lily: Smart, sharp, and would never even dream of getting in trouble. Head Girl.
James: Clever, crafty, and Hogwarts' main source of mischief. Head Boy.
Lily hates James, James knows not what to think of Lily, but when they must work together to ultimately protect the lives of their friends, who knows what can happen?
Categories: James/Lily
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 |
Completed: No |
Words: 17186 |
Hits: 34894 |
Published: 10/02/06 |
Updated: 05/01/07
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Remus Lupin has went through a night of suffering--his first full moon after being bitten. His father blames himself for what Remus will now have to endure; how can his father ever learn to cope with his mistake and live with what his son has become?
Categories: Marauder Era
Characters: None
Warnings: Substance Abuse
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 3693 |
Hits: 1703 |
Published: 04/25/07 |
Updated: 05/01/07
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Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: This story takes place right after Order of the Phoenix ends. Voldemort is powerful once more, and people are dying left and right. Attacks happen almost every day. Harry Potter is faced with a choice of whether to back down or take some chances. And not just regarding the war.
This story will be Harry/Ginny and Ron/Hermione, but will have the feel of a general story, but the plot will be focused around the relationships. Among the ships MIGHT be (ok here’s where I mess with your heads: James/Lily, Fred and George/other character, other character/haven’t decided. I will have a few new characters, a dramatic change in a couple characters.
Rated PG-13 for some swearing (later) and sexual content (also later
Categories: Ron/Hermione AND Harry/Ginny
Characters: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe,
Character Death,
Sexual Situations,
Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: No |
Words: 4050 |
Hits: 318 |
Published: 04/18/07 |
Updated: 05/01/07
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: This story starts out right were HBP left off. Ron and Hermione obviously have feelings for each other. All they need is a little help, confidence, and a push in the right direction. Will Harry and Ginny get back together in their quest to push together their best friends? Will Harry and his friends be able to destroy Voldemort? It will take love, friendship, strength, and trust to be able to free the wizarding world from the clutches of the Dark Lord.
Categories: Ron/Hermione AND Harry/Ginny
Characters: None
Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded
Series: None
Chapters: 5 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 11226 |
Hits: 26739 |
Published: 06/30/06 |
Updated: 05/01/07
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Ever wondered how the Dursley's managed to get off the island after Hagrid and Harry took their boat? Read on to find out...
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 2013 |
Hits: 2098 |
Published: 04/19/07 |
Updated: 05/01/07
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: It's the sequel to "The Dark Lord's Blog," guys! (And girls... and, I don't know, gender-neutral people and centaurs and walruses and parameciums and shrubs and stuff.)
Several months have passed since Filch came into possession of Voldemort's magical powers, and he has taken over Hogwarts.
With Filch serving as The Dark Lord Snoogerblossom, the position of Hogwarts caretaker/janitor is open. Seeing as Voldemort wants his magical powers back, he and his extremely attractive new sidekick, Mungo Phelps, go undercover at Hogwarts, with Mungo posing as a transfer student and Voldemort posing as the new janitor. Wacky high-jinks ensue.
Join Voldemort as he tries to get back his magic, kill Harry Potter, steal Gryffindor's sword to make a shiny new Horcrux, romance Minerva McGonagall, discover Sirius's secret to becoming a chick magnet, and swallow a teaspoon of his pride to mop up spills the Muggle way and wear an unflattering uniform! WARNING: Extremely silly and very out-of-character.
If you haven't read "The Dark Lord's Blog," well, what are you doing? GO READ IT NOW! Just click on my author name and you'll be directed to my chaotic author page, which lists all my wacky stories.
This is on hiatus, dudes. Ooh! But it was twice nominated by nice (and insane) people for the Best Humour Fic award in the Quicksilver Quills thingy!
Also, some wonderful loony nominated Mungo Phelps for Best Male OC, making him if possible even more conceited! (No one had the heart to tell Mungo that he was designed as an example of a terrible OC.)
EXCITING NEWS! "The E-Journal of an Evil Janitor" is now continued as a Twitter blog! Go to Twitter dot com and find thedarklord666. Voldy's waiting!
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 |
Completed: No |
Words: 4020 |
Hits: 7769 |
Published: 03/25/07 |
Updated: 04/30/07
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Join in the twisted fun and scandal with this Harry Potter Soap Opera!. ***Thank You to My Wonderful Helper, Black Ink!***
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 11 |
Completed: No |
Words: 22906 |
Hits: 70542 |
Published: 06/04/05 |
Updated: 04/30/07
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: A psychiatrist unexpectedly shows up on Voldemort’s doorstep one day and claims to be his therapist. A series of frightening and quite disturbing subjects are soon covered, including sunbathing, treacherous followers, unicorns, names, the hippie era, evil bunny rabbits, and hair. After each session, work becomes increasingly frustrating for Voldemort, until he realizes that the therapy has taken away his love for killing things. He angrily attempts to return to the life he used to have, but torturing Harry Potter and his dorky little friends doesn’t seem quite as fun as it used to...
Culminates in the final... er... battle? between Lord Voldemort and Harry.
Nominated for the 2007 Quicksilver Quills! R&R - and have fun!!!
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 |
Completed: No |
Words: 4725 |
Hits: 5040 |
Published: 02/20/07 |
Updated: 04/30/07
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Lily Evans loves Severus Snape. She's even on her way to break up with James. But that may all change when she hears what James has to say...
Categories: James/Lily
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1886 |
Hits: 2796 |
Published: 04/21/07 |
Updated: 04/30/07
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Things have been rough for Harry ever since graduation. But now, finally the day has come when he has defeated the Dark Lord at last...
Of course, he has no idea that Voldemort has created a device that will allow him to
travel back in time...
Bellatrix has a mission now. To prevent Lily and James from ever having Harry, and therefore preventing the Dark Lord's death, permanently!
But messing with the time stream can have dire consequenses, and soon things turn deadly for all involved. Can Lily and James survive this assault from the future? Or is their kindling love being blown out?
Categories: James/Lily
Characters: None
Warnings: Character Death,
Dubious Consent,
Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 2 |
Completed: No |
Words: 4668 |
Hits: 5311 |
Published: 03/07/07 |
Updated: 04/30/07
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Rated: •
Summary: A new person comes into Harry's life; one who has ties to his parents, and to his enemies. The story starts in the summer after 3rd year and becomes AU (but just barely) at that point. Pairings: SBOC, a smattering of HPHG, some RLNT later on...
Hungry for GOOD fan fiction? Give this story a try! It will satisfy the avid fan fiction reader's most voracious appetite. It is chock full of the basic fan fiction food groups: It's got drama, romance, angst, snarky banter, mystery, Quidditch, humor, new love, old love rekindled, introspection, action...
So go on, sample a little bit... I KNOW you won't walk away feeling empty!
Categories: Various Pairings
Characters: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe
Series: None
Chapters: 21 |
Completed: No |
Words: 135718 |
Hits: 144843 |
Published: 10/22/05 |
Updated: 04/30/07
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Ever wonder how quiet, shy Remus Lupin became friends with loud pranksters James Potter and Sirius Black? Watch the three boys form a bond of friendship that lasted forever.
Rated 3rd-5th years just to be on the safe side.
Categories: Marauder Era
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 2722 |
Hits: 5441 |
Published: 04/06/07 |
Updated: 04/30/07
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Bellatrix has spent countless years in Azkaban. One night she gets the chance to escape. A missing scene from OotP.
This story came in first place for the third Spring Challenge, A Different Viewpoint! :)
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 2051 |
Hits: 1106 |
Published: 04/28/07 |
Updated: 04/30/07
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Eyes are the most expressive part of anyone's body. They are bottomless pits, conveying even your deepest and darkest secrets through raw emotion. Here is an exploration through the eyes.
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe
Series: None
Chapters: 2 |
Completed: No |
Words: 224 |
Hits: 4973 |
Published: 04/15/07 |
Updated: 04/30/07
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: A rather short poem about a Quiddtich player in a game. Please R&R!
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 100 |
Hits: 1867 |
Published: 04/29/07 |
Updated: 04/30/07
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: There is no such thing as tommorow,
All there is for her is today.
Hermione lived through the war, but lost everything...
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 385 |
Hits: 2196 |
Published: 04/28/07 |
Updated: 04/30/07
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